If so, we have the contest for you: a Matt Hamilton (yes, THAT Matt Hamilton), gold medal-winning curler, lookalike contest.

On Saturday, January 18th, show up at Fatpour in Wicker Park at 6:30PM to enter to win a prize pack that’ll make all your friends jealous for not being born so beautiful.

The new curling lanes at Fatpour Wicker Park

Matt Hamilton, gold medal-winning Olympian, Midwesterner, and all-around sexiest man alive, will be blessing our curling lanes, taking pictures with fans with his gold medal, and judging the lookalike contest immediately after while everyone else tries to figure out how to be the best stoner on the block. (That’s the guy who throws the stone on the lane right?)

How to enter the contest

Simply show up at Fatpour Wicker Park (2005 W Division St, Chicago, IL 60622) on Saturday, January 18th at 6:30PM.

Then, twiddle that (real or fake) mustache, perfect your hair flip, and watch football on any of our numerous TVs while you await further instructions. Matt himself will be judging the contest, which should be concluded by 8PM so you can watch the NFL Divisional round.

We recommend reserving a table and grabbing a beer or THC Seltzer to get your best Matt Hamilton gameface on, and maybe eat something. We’ve got some of the best tavern food you’ll ever eat.

That’s it!

The Prizes

First Prize

• Two 3-Day VIP Tickets to Riot Fest 2025
• A pair of tickets to an upcoming Blackhawks game
• A $200 gift card for Big Onion Hospitality (That’s us!), good at all Fatpour locations (Wicker Park, McCormick, and Lincolnwood, plus Hopsmith Tavern and Woodie’s Flat)
• Curling credit for the entire season at Fatpour Wicker Park

Second Prize

• $100 gift card for Big Onion Hospitality (That’s us!), good at all Fatpour locations (Wicker Park, McCormick, and Lincolnwood) plus Hopsmith Tavern and Woodie’s Flat)
• Fatpour Tap Works Merch

3rd Prize

• $50 gift card for Big Onion Hospitality (That’s us!), good at all Fatpour locations (Wicker Park, McCormick, and Lincolnwood) plus Hopsmith Tavern and Woodie’s Flat)

See you at 6:30PM on Saturday, January 18th. Make a reservation if you’d like to reserve your table, use the link below. It costs you nothing.

Don’t forget to bring your friends! The curling lanes will be open so bring your favorite stoner and sweeper to complete your curling team.